Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Hey, Hey, We're the Monkeys

News flash:
"Mexican authorities searching a man with a bulge under his shirt at the airport ... found 18 monkeys hidden beneath his clothes."
Will those terrorists stop at nothing? And why do monkeys hate freedom?
"Look, pilots, we know that times are tough, but when security asks you to remove your belt and shoes, you probably shouldn't laugh and drop your pants, ok."
Well, at least they could see he wasn't smuggling any monkeys.