Friday, August 13, 2010

Wrath o' the Gods

Yesterday we had heavy rain, lightning, thunder, tornadoes, power outages...
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" -- Bill Murray in Ghostbusters
Thankfully, our local alert system warns us of pending danger.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Hey, Hey, We're the Monkeys

News flash:
"Mexican authorities searching a man with a bulge under his shirt at the airport ... found 18 monkeys hidden beneath his clothes."
Will those terrorists stop at nothing? And why do monkeys hate freedom?
"Look, pilots, we know that times are tough, but when security asks you to remove your belt and shoes, you probably shouldn't laugh and drop your pants, ok."
Well, at least they could see he wasn't smuggling any monkeys.